It must be true because I’ve heard it all my life. Well for those of you who decry the churches being full of hypocrites, I have good advice for you. Go to church on the Sunday after Easter. The Sunday after Easter is the lowest attended Sunday all year. The church won’t be full of hypocrites because the church won’t be full of any body. If the past is any indication, our own church building will be 1/4 full. This is your opportunity to fill the church with genuine, authentic, pure-in-heart people like yourself; therefore, you’ll out number the rest of us hypocrites! We’ll even read Christ’s own preaching against hypocrisy from Matthew 6:1-18 this Sunday.

This opportunity only comes once a year. Don’t waste it.

Note to hypocrites: Don’t worry. We know that we’re still in charge.